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Anonymous asked: she misses you man

i know she does, i miss her too

andurile:

there was a fight in the cafeteria today because somebody got 100+ on flappy bird and announced it to the entire place so naturally everyone tried to beat the score and there was this guy who nearly beat the score but he didn’t and he got so pissed he tried to throw his phone at the wall but it hit someone else instead and they started to shove and punch each other and the moral of the lesson is to never install flappy bird 

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zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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Someone is being lovely and reblogging a shit tonne of my posts.

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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Subs and Amp

textastrophe:

The Original Ad:

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My conversation with the ad poster:

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lonelysandwich:

Sneak peek at Tuesday’s keynote

lonelysandwich:

Sneak peek at Tuesday’s keynote

human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

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alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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happyhagfish:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

wasted

leaf bugs are awesome

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